The Local Rag Blots its Escutcheon Yet Again

Yes, folks, the local rag, aka Yellowwich Time, the paper that invariably gets the facts wrong and treats truth in journalism as a rib-splitting joke, has done it again. Flying in the face of sanity and good judgment, it has had the monumental assininity to endorse Maryannie/Annie in the forthcoming municipal elections.

Actually, this should come as no surprise. Had the local rag actually made the more sensible choice to support Barbara O'Neill and Peter von Braun, one might have had to consider revising one's utter contempt for its reportorial and editorial drivel. Thankfully, that will not be necessary.

So all is well in Greenwich, dear reader. We can all continue to disbelieve whatever we read in the local rag, knowing that unlike even the proverbial broken clock, it is almost never right. There is, of course, the occasional fluke, but that only goes to show that there are exceptions to every rule. Put enough monkeys to work, and eventually they will type the works of Shakespeare. But don't hold your breath.